Total Medals Earned: 1,214 (From 194 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,115 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 14/30 (125/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Steal a police car.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/385 points)
Disco inferno
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (35/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 12/21 (275/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 16/18 (375/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get all 10 deaths